dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via distraction)

ohrlytho:

kingjaffejoffer:

dynastylnoire:

nerdbause:

deznaomi:

bulletproofwithoutthevest:

imsoshive:

nzurianne:

kidxforever:

Katt Williams: Dave Chappelle Is Funnier Than Me

Yooooooo this shit gets deep

Damn damn damn …

damn …

real REAL deep

Oh.My.God. This is really scary when you think about it, and the more I think about it, the more I’m getting pissed off.  You guys need to see this

Damnnnnnnn……. 😱

don’t sleep him. he was preaching

I was with him all the way up until the very last part where he made it sound like the reason Dave has been gone is because he’s been shut out. When in reality he’s been gone because he wanted to be gone. 

yaaaa, and he’s talking like all of africa is the savannah

(via living-loving-hiphop)

goodluck with your adventures try your best and I’ll try mine love always..  Marriah

goodluck with your adventures try your best and I’ll try mine love always.. Marriah

pyratdame:

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

This is legit terrifying.

(via sixpenceee)

he came to visit me before I leave for church camp tomorrow hes honestly the greatest thing in my life at this point im not afraid of being alone. . im afraid of being without him.

legalmeth:

legalmeth:

smohkei:

flaurix:

bronzhe:

punkgrl:

underthecarolinamoon:

Men put a lot of things in their truck beds—but the sweetest, undoubtedly is a bunch of cozy old quilts for nights like these.

this is a dream

perfect date

👌

this is such a cute thing to do, if i a guy does this for me i will marry him


 •❁ more here ❁•

☆ similar here ☆

legalmeth:

legalmeth:

smohkei:

flaurix:

bronzhe:

punkgrl:

underthecarolinamoon:

Men put a lot of things in their truck beds—but the sweetest, undoubtedly is a bunch of cozy old quilts for nights like these.

this is a dream

perfect date

👌

this is such a cute thing to do, if i a guy does this for me i will marry him

 •❁ more here ❁•

☆ similar here ☆

(via hightaco)

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

(via c0nn3x10n5)

😂💕💖💖💕

😂💕💖💖💕

im trying I swear I am

  • *Teenage girl consents to sex and gets pregnant*
  • Society: What a whore, she better grow up and keep that baby
  • *Teenage boy rapes a girl*
  • Society: Boys will be boys, they're too young to control themselves, they aren't adults they don't know any better, the girl must have been a whore so why does it matter? They shouldn't have to be punished so severely

beholdmyrobes:

beholdmyrobes:

hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle

i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee

(via greetings)

sixpenceee:

What really scares me is the possibility of a nuclear war, like wow everything, wiped out, gone. The aftermath, the horror, the radiation damage, everything just, I can’t even imagine. 

Hi Lovely ! I'm Marriah and welcome to a world of my own (: feel free to message me anytime !

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